Charisma Check: Failed
What Corvin thinks he looks like vs. what he actually looks like.
Character Casting: This is the result of an exercise to get my creative juices flowing. At this time, Lord Vilémont has no literary home.
Corvin Vilémont
Dating Profile:
1. Describe yourself in three words?
Visionary, Innovative, Virile
What past dates have said:
Self-obsessed
Temperamental
Vain
Imaginative
Nightmare-inducing
Shorter than expected
2. What are you looking for in a partner?
A woman of unparalleled beauty and intellect who recognizes my genius, yet is humble enough not to challenge my greatness. She should be independently wealthy, unencumbered by family, and unfazed by the occasional torch-bearing mob.
What past dates have said:
He loves his own voice.
He asked for a list of my assets.
He knows what he wants.
Did he escape from an asylum?
3. What is your ideal first date?
My coronation.
What past dates have said:
We shared a bottle of wine after breaking into the royal gardens, but I paid for dinner.
He wanted me to help steal some magic book from the museum.
He wasn’t joking about overthrowing the Ochelleban Kingdom!
4. What is your greatest strength?
I am unfettered by the fallacy-saturated “morality” of lesser men, coupled with the resolve to elevate the world beyond its self-imposed limitations.
What past dates have said:
Stay away!
He was shocked when I said no to a second date.
He doesn’t like competition.
5. What is something your potential matches should know about you?
I cannot abide loud attention-seeking women who have an abrasive laugh. No frivolity, no dramatics, no excessive opinions, and no arguments. I value refinement.
What past dates have said:
If you’re beautiful, silent, and rich, you’re his type.
He relies too heavily on magic when running from the authorities.
He turned my best friend into a slug because she’s prettier than him.
